Thursday, July 30, 2009

I think you're all just a bunch of sore losers (and possible racists)

Fox News (most notably Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly), when will you guys just accept the fact that an African American is President? Like seriously this whole "Obama's Birth Certificate" fiasco is getting a little out of hand. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'm referring to the Republicans bitching and moaning about how Obama is not an American citizen. But recently, Obama indeed proved he is indeed a US citizen. But wait, although the Repubs have been severely owned, they start picking at the fact that Obama won't release a birth certificate to the public.

C'mon guys. Seriously?

I was watching The Young Turks on Youtube and they brought up the idea that maybe there's a racial component to all of this (there is no denying it). Like they mentioned the fact that Bill Clinton (who is white) and Joe Biden (who happens to be white as well) were never asked to show they're birth certificates. But now that Obama is in office, the Conservatives want to see some solid proof (or Obama's head on a pike).

It just angers me that the Conservatives are acting like a bunch of crazed ass-hats, constantly trying to sway the public into opposing Obama. I mean, no wonder the fucking world hates the US. With this kind of behavior (on national television) nobody can take your country seriously anymore.

But then again, the Repubs could be bitching about everything due to the fact that they're the opposition and that's what the opposition does, just call out their opposition's actions and hope to God they can get a rise out of the public. That's what they do and it doesn't irk me as much.

AUGH, ok I honestly can't think straight. So with that in mind, I just thought I'd point this out to y'all, was going for something more ranty and BETTER, but I've been feeling rather lousy today, so this semi-coherent pseudo-rant is the best I can do right now.


Cheers
Mike


Monday, July 27, 2009

It's weird how TV can mirror our lives sometimes

Because I honestly feel like Steve Urkel. Geeky guy with the glasses that isn't exactly loved by everyone, you know...always trying to win the heart of Laura Winslow (which always results in failure, until the final season of course)

Friday, July 24, 2009

I'm sorry but one more thing

...you guys have NO sense of humor whatsoever. Seriously, before you guys actually started going to church, you were FUN. Now you're just dead inside.

That is all.

Now you're treading on thin ice...

Ok so apparently you were really close to burning my own book collection, that I've spent A LOT of time on completing (not to mention the money that went into this thing) because I'm apparently slipping away into the dark side...

WOW.

I honestly thought you guys couldn't get THIS CLOSED-MINDED, but you honestly never cease to disappoint.

So really, hats of to you guys...

Cheers
Mike

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

And this is what our taxpayer money is going towards!!

PETA, PETA, PETA...


http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp?c=pcmgb08


I just want to send out a pleasant little "fuck you" to PETA. Honestly, you guys and gals are the most ignorant and hypocritical creatures I have the misfortune of sharing the same air with. Like I honestly hope that a bear eats you sorry fuckers alive, because:

1. The world won't have to put up with your crazy shenanigans anymore
2. It would be one wicked case of irony. 

So all in all fuck you.

From your resident meatatarian
-Mike 

Thursday, July 9, 2009

GOOD BYE UofA...

...Hello wherever the hell Emma is goin!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I'm a bit skeptical but who knows...

http://www.wordofmouthexperiment.com/dedpyhto/tests/tibetian/index.htm

Give it a shot, let me know what you thought of it