Thursday, April 30, 2009

TTYN Paris

Ok, I'm gonna to talk about something other than swine flu, seeing as though the fear mongering news broadcasts have already done a good job of that. But instead I'm talk to you guys about the show "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend". 

Yes you heard me right, I  was actually bored enough to go ahead and venture with Paris for her quest to find a friend. Yeah, honestly there's not a lot to say about this show. It's almost like the Bachelor, where contestants go through various challenges to gain Paris' trust. 

First off, you know you have serious issues when you have to turn to reality television to find a friend. Second, it's reality television, so I can almost guarantee you that the show is 90% fake. Lastly, if this show is fake, the least you could ever do is make it seem real, like honestly Paris cannot act to save her life. A perfect example of this was when Paris has to chose which contestant had to go home. Like everyone is balling their eyes out because they're gonna have to say good-bye one of their friends, which seemed believable...to an extent of coarse. But when the camera zooms in on Paris' face, all she could muster is a line (that's supposed to filled with raw emotion) that sounded so lifeless and dead (like Paris' acting career BA ZING) it make me laugh soo hard it left me in stitches.

Let's be honest here Paris, the contestants don't really want to be your friend, they're all in it so they can get their 15 mins of fame. I could probably bet you some of the really obnoxious and flamboyant contestants already have their own reality tv show by now. 

*Sigh* Can't imagine where Paris will go to next to search for a friend: Paris (it would be fitting), Mexico (Do the world a favor and go to Mexico...like now), maybe Russia? Who knows. 

Mike

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