Here's the situation so far:
- From the looks of it, it all originated in Mexico (Note to self, stay away from Taco Bell)
- Several cases of "swine flu" are beginning to show up in the US (Obviously the border patrol has failed us all)
- "Swine flu" has already spread to Europe (Now we have to worry about the French zombies)
- As a side note: if the infection spreads to India and/or China, we are absolutely screwed
Don't panic just yet, it seems the infection is in it's early stages and from the looks of it, it can be contained and eradicated. But then again there is the odd chance that news of this will break out and everyone that hears about it will suddenly put their "Zombie Apocalypse Plan" into action, possibly resulting in mass hysteria and looting on a world wide scale.
I myself have a Zombie Plan:
- Steal the SUV (My parents won't exactly care seeing as though this will go down during the summer AND I'll be alone at home when the dead rise)
- Tell family and friends to meet me at the army garrison
- On my way to the garrison, I loot various grocery stores and gas stations for supplies
- When I meet up with everyone at the garrison, we (politely) ask the soldiers there for weapons
- Head north to either Alaska or Yukon
- Wait till things die down for a bit, then join the Zombie Resistance and become a Zombie hunter
Honestly, I kinda wish we're just dealing with actual swine flu rather than have the Zombie Apocalypse rain down upon us. But then again what better way to pass the time than to put a gun to the zombified head of your former boss who would rather have a smoke for God knows how long than to help you wash the dishes, resulting in you staying 30 mins after the store closes. *breathe in* *breathe out*
Fuck it, bring on the Zombies *Loads imaginary shotgun*
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