Life Without A Functional Right Hand: Prologue

As much as it pains me to type this (literally) I feel as though I need to let the word out: 

"Never take your dominant hand for granted"

Susan Boyle: You're A Good Singer...So what?

Well looks like Youtubers everwhere once again have Susan Boyle fever. If you don't know who she is, she's a talented singer, who's not much of a looker might I add, that appeared on "Britain's Got Talent" and she surpassed everyone's expectations by totally belting out a fine tune. Ok cool so she's practically an underdog correct? Yeah I would say so. 

But soon after people everywhere started to go nuts over this lady. Youtuber's, news stations, and people everywhere were talking about this woman and her performance on Britain's Got Talent. I'll admit she can belt a fine tune but I never got why everyone is just so hyped up about it? Like sure she's pretty old and not exactly what you would call attractive, but that's the thing. I just think people are just amazed by the fact she's old and can belt out a fine tune. Pretty sure there's a lot of other people out there just like her. 

Though I can see why people can see her as an inspiration, she's one that doesn't quit on her dreams. I can respect that. But seriously her antics are getting a little old. 

Just a few days ago, the semi-finals on "Britain's Got Talent" was televised and Susan managed to outplay the competition and make it to the final (may need confirmation on that one, but nonetheless gave a stellar performance). After the show people everywhere started going ga ga once again over her performance. 

Quite, frankly I'm getting kinda sick of the publicity this woman is getting. Singer, Lily Allen even remarked "Susan Boyle is so overrated" and I agree there isn't really anything special with this woman. She can belt a fine tune, but that's it. We see this shit all of the time on American Idol, so what the hell is the big deal? 

And from the looks of it, Susan herself is getting quite sick of the fame she's been receiving. Apparently she snapped after getting into a conversation with a pair of journalists from the british tabloid, "The Sun". She honestly looks like a nice person, but seeing her crumble under the pressures of the media is just sad. And like look at her now, they've over hyped her to the point where she's just another singer that television has plucked society. 

Why didn't I say this?

 It's about 12am and for some reason all of the things I should've said that night just came to me. I have to admit I was a nervous git that night and when I get nervous I lose focus and my mind just goes everywhere; especially that night. That night I was definitely all over the place. 

But I might as well just get to what I was supposed to say that night in a more coherent tone. I am just absolutely head over heels for you, I don't know how else to put it. There is no better to spend my time than to just sit down and talk to you, that's the truth. Honestly, before you left I was debating whether or not to tell you this and I didn't. And it hurt. Let me tell ya, trying to think about the "what if's" isn't the best thing in the world. Now that you're here I can't hold these feelings back. Maybe I'm saying this because I'm afraid of being disconnected from you once again, but what I do know is that I'm saying this because I can't stand not being able to let you know how I feel about you. I'm crazy about you and there's just no one else I would rather be with at the moment...

Why am I saying this and on my blog of all things? I would tell you personally but you're gone now, doubt you would answer a text of this kind, and I don't know if you would even answer a call from me. But I think I've mentioned my blog to you once already and a very small part of me thinks you'll stumble upon this some time soon. But what are the chances you would? What is distance anyway? I don't care that you're over half a country away, just hearing your voice is like having you here in person...I just hope you'll be able to read this. And if you don't well at least I tried 

Yours Truly, 

Mike

My kind of drug

The more I think about it, I'm starting to realize that I've developed a full blown music addiction. Like every time pop on my earbuds and turn on the iPod, I get this "high" that just takes me to this other place...away from all the shit in this world...a place where there's only me and I'm left alone to just wander aimlessly while I lose myself in the melodies and rhythms of the song that's playing. 

It's practically a drug for me. Everyday I'm in need of a "fix" and if I don't get that "fix" I go through this withdrawal and try to search for an alternate way to play some music at comfortable volume. It's that important to me. The sound of music has become so integral to me life nowadays. I listen to it when I'm happy, sad, angry, when I just wanna day dream, when I just wanna forget about something, when I'm trying to get over someone, when I want to remember someone, or when I just need something to tune out all of the bullshit that happens to me. 

Music is always there for me when there isn't anybody around. The sound of Metric keeps me mellow, Coldplay is always there to help me get back up on my feet, a little bit of DMX keeps me going when I work out, and the list goes on. 

Knowing that I have an addiction to this may sound unsettling, but look at it this way. I'm not exactly snorting cocaine here. Not hurting anyone else, not stealing any cash to buy more music. I just need to listen to what I've got and that would just be good enough for me. If anything, it's helping me. It helps me bring me back into focus whenever I lose it or am feeling downright shitty. 

For all of this, I would just like to end off by saying, don't shoot up heroine or smoke a cigarette, instead pop in some earbuds and let the music take you away...

(Just a little note, I do indeed have a volume lock on my iPod, this is mainly due to the fact that my hold button popped off and having the volume lock prevents me from accidentally putting the volume to max whilst I'm on the go)

Japan = Awesome

UGH FAIL

Well seeing as though I was a little too preoccupied with the awesomeness that is the new Star Trek Movie, I totally forgot to make a haiku for day 15 totally ending off the whole 365 haikus for me. 

Yeah I know shame on me seeing as though I kinda came up with it. But oh well I had a fun time. 

Updates: Seeing as though things are going at a quick pace for me, I'll be blogging every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday from here on end. This is so you guys can keep up with yours truly. 

Cheers

Mike

351 Haikus Day 15

A man on the bench

Thoughts are running through his head

There is a storm a brewin

352 Haikus Day 14

Of all the people

In the entire city 

I run into you

353 Haikus Day 13

It's been a long day

Can't stop thinking about you

I need to see you 

354 Haikus Day 12

When will I find her

I'm not doing nothing right

I'm sick of waiting

355 Haikus Day 11

Happy Mothers Day

To all other moms out there 

I'll see you later

356 Haikus Day 10

PC is a mess

Can't find nothing in the store

Self check-outs suck ass

357 Haikus Day 9

Nailed the interview

Let's hope I can get a job

Hope for employment

Hannity...We Meet Again

You started to call Kim Kardashian a "Good Role Model For Girls", that's strike one. 

Now you're criticizing Obama for wanting dijon mustard on his burger? Buddy that's strike two. 

One more strike and I'm legally obligated to kick your ass. 

Ok for those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, let me fill you in. I'm talking about Fox News Conservative Political Commentator Sean Hannity. Enough said. Seriously, I don't even need to mention the crap that this guy, let alone Fox News, pumps out. It hurts just mentioning his name, which blows because I'm gonna take a few shots at the guy in this post. So to make typing this post more bearable, we'll call him Hammity for the retarded pig he is. 

Right-o, here's the story: 

So Obama goes to this well known diner, orders a burger, and asks for no ketchup but for mustard insterad, but prefers something with a little kick like dijon. Obviously Hammity hears this and (I use this term lightly) "tries" to tear Obama a new one. 

What Hammity was trying to convey to the viewer was that Obama is not a man of the people because he wants something fancy on his burger, like dijon. Wow. 

For fucks sake Hammity, grow a pair (because it's quite evident you have none) and give us some good journalism  for once. I would rather hear you guys at Fox taking shots at his politics rather than his diet. Because seriously not only are you feeding us bullshit, but you're wasting air time as well. 

With "news" like this, it hurts to honestly take Fox seriously now. It's like they've honestly run out of things to criticize about Obama. What's next? Criticizing his attire? Oh wait they've already done that. FAIL

Ah man with news like this, no wonder everyone hates you. So to all of the boys and girls at Fox News (this includes you Hammity)...Get your heads out of each others asses and start reporting REAL news. God, rather watch The Onion, at least they know what they're talking about. 

Fishing

Some words of wisdom from a fellow fisher...woman: 

"You know the good fish aren't in shallow water" 

- Katie

Guess I should get my ass off the dock eh? 

358 Haikus Day 8

Circling the drain

Pockets are feeling lighter

You have let me down

Guess this is it my old friend

Dear Scrubs,

Before you leave tonight I just wanted to say, you were one of the greatest shows to ever grace our television sets. You were funny, emotional, and often times serious whenever you would pop on for that solid half hour every week. 

I'm definitely gonna miss you old friend. Day dreaming, EAGLES!, references to JD and Turks secret love for one another, the many times people referred to Elliot as that "girl from Connecticut",  Carla in general, Janitor and the Braintrust, Ted and Gooch, Mickhead, Dr. Vicksack, Dr. Cox and his cynical attitude, Jordan, Dr. Kelso, "Guy Love", "Everything Comes Down to Poo", Mrs. Wilk, Giftshop Girl, Minnie McSkinny, Hiedi Horseface, Rumple Fugly, Sean's ability to talk to animals, The Worthless Peons, Julie, Kim, the many times you would hear the trumpets play in jubilation every time the words "Sex buddies" was heard, Rowdy, Laverne and her "twin", "Wiener Cousins", and SO MUCH MORE will be missed. 

It's like having a piece of your being ripped out. I don't know what will fill the void..."Two and a Half Men"? Fuck no, they got nothing on you guys. 

So yeah, I'm gonna miss you Scrubs. You were always there to cheer me right up...until Season 7 that is...but then you totally made up for it in Season 8! *Sigh* It was fun while it lasted. 

Cheers

Mike

Fucking Pique

I gotta say that match between Chelsea and Barcelona was fucking close. Like hot damn that goal made by Bara in the the closing minutes was a heartbreaker. But what I will comment on is the reffing during the game. Shit son there were some really bad calls and so many penalties the ref should've called bullshit on during that match. Like holy God man, pay attention to the fucking game for once. It was crystal clear that Pique committed a hand ball in the second half (which would've helped Chelsea seal the deal) but no, the referee was too busy deciding whether or not giving Abidal was a good idea. 

...Fucking pique

359 Haikus Day 7

Watched the match today

Referee was retarded 

God damn you Pique

360 Haikus Day 6

It is Metric day

"Beatles or the Rolling Stones?"

I love their music

Yeah screw it

Due to increased spam, the voices section had to taken down until I find a better chat box. Sorry (?) for the inconvenience. 

-Mike

Let you voice be heard...in real time!

If look to your right ----> 

you will notice that there's this section called "Voices". This section is the new chat box in put up on the site to make commenting a lot easier for you guys. Chances are you'll probably get a response from me a lot faster! YAY!!

Cheers

Mike

361 Haikus Day 5

Iron crotch kung fu

I am gonna hurt myself

It will be worth it

362 Haikus Day 4

Went to audition

Forgot to bring my headshot

I think I did well

Parents Just Don't Understand

No I'm not gonna sing Will Smith's hit from back in the day. This goes out to my parents, so Mom, Dad, please listen. 

Ok I totally get that you're all gung-ho about Christianity nowadays. Now don't get me wrong I'm totally cool with that, whatever floats your boat. Just please stop trying to get me involved. Me and religion don't exactly go well together. It's like having have a PETA representative and a Butcher in the same room, it's just not a good combination. I've always thought of our house as a place of free thought and freedom (to an extent ofcourse) and I liked it like that.

But now it's like "Christianity or Bust" and I feel seriously uncomfortable. Honestly, I'd like to believe that there is a God, I'm a skeptic and I need solid evidence before taking that plunge. I don't really need anybody else to help me find the big man upstairs (I just have to look up don't I?) 

Just let me figure this thing out for myself, that way it would definitely make me feel more at ease than having you guys force this thing on me. 

Are we clear?

Cheers

Mike

363 Haikus Day 3

Parents don't approve

I don't even have a ride

Audition no more

364 Haikus Day 2

Audition in two

Parent's are not too thrilled

Oh well, whatever

Thank you Slumdog Millionaire

After watching Slumdog Millionaire (one of the best movies I've seen this year), I have to urge to watch bollywood movies. I don't know why, but honestly those films look good as in I will actually have fun watching it. So I just wanna say, thank you Slumdog Millionaire. 

Cheers

Mike