Now you're criticizing Obama for wanting dijon mustard on his burger? Buddy that's strike two.
One more strike and I'm legally obligated to kick your ass.
Ok for those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, let me fill you in. I'm talking about Fox News Conservative Political Commentator Sean Hannity. Enough said. Seriously, I don't even need to mention the crap that this guy, let alone Fox News, pumps out. It hurts just mentioning his name, which blows because I'm gonna take a few shots at the guy in this post. So to make typing this post more bearable, we'll call him Hammity for the retarded pig he is.
Right-o, here's the story:
So Obama goes to this well known diner, orders a burger, and asks for no ketchup but for mustard insterad, but prefers something with a little kick like dijon. Obviously Hammity hears this and (I use this term lightly) "tries" to tear Obama a new one.
What Hammity was trying to convey to the viewer was that Obama is not a man of the people because he wants something fancy on his burger, like dijon. Wow.
For fucks sake Hammity, grow a pair (because it's quite evident you have none) and give us some good journalism for once. I would rather hear you guys at Fox taking shots at his politics rather than his diet. Because seriously not only are you feeding us bullshit, but you're wasting air time as well.
With "news" like this, it hurts to honestly take Fox seriously now. It's like they've honestly run out of things to criticize about Obama. What's next? Criticizing his attire? Oh wait they've already done that. FAIL
Ah man with news like this, no wonder everyone hates you. So to all of the boys and girls at Fox News (this includes you Hammity)...Get your heads out of each others asses and start reporting REAL news. God, rather watch The Onion, at least they know what they're talking about.
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